fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

Me: *not religious but terrified of ouija boards*

dogs99999:

I don’t think I should ever have kids bc I was thinking about it… And kids always go to sleepover birthday parties and fuck with ouija boards and honestly? If I’m being honest? I’m fine. I don’t need kids

yowing:

me texting someone: hahaha yeah

autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah

me: chill 

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone